Lazlo Special Needs

Origin: Somalia

Head: Bald
Skills: Mad
profession: Greatness

Is there nothing that Lazlo Special Needs cannot do?

I need cheese

When your hungry but don't know what to eat.

(talking to self) It's 3am, I'm hungry. I know what to eat! I need cheese!
(talking to self, different person) I have lost my 8th fortnite match, and its 4am, I need cheese to satisfy my hunger.

I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought

After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.

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We need to talk

You're so dead.

Hey husband! What's happening? We need to talk.

(he's dead!)

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your opinion is not needed

The title says it all

Your opinion is not needed m8

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we need to talk

The 4 most fatal words to a relationship.
(usually said by the "Female Companion")
If you hear her say these words dump her fast!
WARNING: She may not want to break up so be careful.

Female Companion: "We need to talk"
Guy: thinks to himself "Shit!"

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we need to talk

i need to bitch to you about something that is damned serious.

honey, we need to talk about how to control our son's desire for porn.

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