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Giving oneself a wank or receiving a hand job with some form of lubricant. May be a commercial sex lube or an improvised lube such as a food sauce, condiment or heavy saliva.
I used to just dry rub one out until I discovered KY warming gel. Now I butter jerk every chance I get.
Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.
When a man with a puddin figure cant get laid he resorts to driving to a quarter vacuum machine sticks it to his neck while jerking his chicken..
man why not try the tennessee jerk puddin said its great...
When you're stroking your dick, and just before you ejaculate you run into the other room full-sprint and squirt on the first person you see
My buddy Eric just did a kamikaze jerk on his grandma bro.
When you haven't masterbated in a while and need to clean out your system.
If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.
"I haven't masturbated in a while. I'm going to need to do a utility jerk if I want to get work done." ~ Mr. Regular
Masturbating out of a sense of extreme frustration and despair
Rage Jerking (v): Cavebro was so upset when he failed the Series 7 by 1 question that he ran home and rage jerked 3 times in his bed.
1.) To relive a sexual experience one had as a youth to please themselves in the present.
2.) Finding something you once masterbated to in the past and re masterbating to it in the present.
Connor: "What did you do last night?"
John : "You know. Did a quick nostal-jerk and went to sleep."
When an athlete's roller (equipment that breaks down lactic acid) is loaned out to ONE person, but ends up going around to many people.
Dude, your running buddy just got roller jerked!