A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.
Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.
a fuck load of food (a very very large portion of food) e.g 3 plates of pizza
Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!
Serve me sum is a slang defining I'll have some or I'll take part in
Person 1: You wanna join our club?
Person 2: Serve me sum!
A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.
Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."
Usually a boy does this to himself, but soft serving is the action of giving a handjob to someone.
“Last night i Soft-served( Soft-Serving) myself”
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An hilariously awful movie from the early 2000s. Seriously how the fuck was this travesty the #1 movie in America? Truly shows you how shallow the human race is. Seriously don't ever watch this steaming piece of shit. If you do, you'll be praying to and begging the gods above to somehow get that tormentous hour and a half of your life back. If you go to a store that sells movies and you see it on the shelves, burn every single copy they have. If you see anyone watching it, do them a favor and put them out of their misery. DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS. MOVIE. EVER!
Going through a pile of movies and You Got Served appears.
Me: Oh no! It's You Got Served! Quick! We need to burn it before it reproduces!
I grab a blowtorch and the copy of You Got Served gets incinerated. That's one less DVD that will poison impressionable minds.
Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.
Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."