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someone who will date another person only because of the type of job they have, the car they drive, how much they make, or what that person can do for them financially or socially
Ashley is a status dater because she only talks with him because he drives a nice car and gives her what she wants.
When you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person EVERYTIME you update your status.
Meg: "I'm totally afraid to update my status on facebook now..."
Jill: "Why is that?"
Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."
One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.
Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.
Monk status refers to the state of mind of ultimate chill-ness. Referring to one who faces any and all situations with an overwhelming sense of calmness. The term originates from the solitude and calmness associated with traditional eastern monk lifestyle.
Derrick: Hey David, hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but your brother has been having an affair with your wife...and shes pregnant with his child.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.
John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
When somebody posts an "informational" status about something, usually related to facebook itself, ending with "please re-post" as a public information announcement. This causes other people to post the same message, making you only able to see that message because it spreads like a virus.
(your friends list and the status virus, spreading)
Joe: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
Mary: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
John: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
When an akward co-worker, family friend, ect. comments on a status and "ruins" the status. The status also may be an inside joke and is then ruined by an akward person asking what it means. Often the comment or status is removed to prevent further akwardness.
Amy: Had so much fun with the girls!
Kathy: who are "the girls" and what did you do?
-status kill-
Monica: It's like a head for a midget band
Bill: I don't get it...
-status kill-