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What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!
A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.
Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh
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A shit that flies out of your ass in a rampage.
There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.
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Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.
My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.
One who has a dick like an acorn that drives the squirrels NUTS
My friend Bill is a dirty squirrel fucker.
When the dude’s nuts are pushed and tucked in her pussy or ass during coitus.
I couldn’t believe it braaaahh. I was banging Rachel from behind and she reached under, grabbed my balls and did the squirrel tuck. She said that should be enough for the winter.
a squirrel bitch is a woman whose only goal in life is to obtain one thing: a nut. nothing more, nothing less. Created by TheShellGod, we must be on the look out for squirrel bitches, or "squirrel hoes".
"She's always on some thot shit bro, she really is a Squirrel bitch."
When you are so dumb the only logical explanation is the fact that your brain is the size of a squirrel.
"Connor just asked where Cancun was located...he is such a squirrel brain"