Me. Cause I just bought this awesome Urban Dictionary Definition Mug.
And yes, I did submit this definition to Urban Dictionary just so I could have it on my mug.
Someone: Hey, what does your mug say?
*You show this mug to someone*
Someone: Mug Buyer?
Me:*Buys a mug*
Also me:I want to give this to my friend...
My friend:Why is there memes posted there
Me:Wai-wait
Also me:*Checks* it's called meme mug!?
Also Also Me:Why didn't i noticed that on the mug and didn't realised the name...
A person who wraps both their hands around their mug because they're lonely and that's the only warmth they know
Dave is such a mug hugger
A mug used for masturbation while pressing matters await.
That's not a milkshake, it's my procrasterbation mug !
When several dudes cum in a mug, you microwave it, and drink/eat it
"... This apple pie tastes worse than the mug muffin I had yesterday..."
to run or leap towards a person, facing sideways or backwards so as to strike them with the buttocks. generally performed on an unsuspecting or distracted person whom the mugger is well acquainted with
"that mark is from where I hit my head after Deena booty mugged me in the hallway and knocked me down."
"yeah I guess she's too big a girl to be doing that shit anymore"
Similar to cum rag a mug that is used to cum into
Do you want a photo of my cum mug?