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Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)
"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."
The shit that get stuck in between your toes after wearing new socks
*max takes his socks off
'Oh shit! Sock fluff!'
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A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.
My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.
"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!
Similar to a PoopSock, but instead of pooping you take a leak
Did you seriously pee sock it?
Yeah I just couldn't wait to see what place we got
A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.
We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock
When you hit sock bottom
When you run out socks and all you have left are the mismatched pair at the bottom of the drawer
OMG! I haven’t done my laundry and I’m running late. *opens drawer in a panic* Oh beans! All I have is my period socks!