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Floor Wife

A married woman that is so madly in love that she will sleep on the floor with her husband.

Anthony is so hot, I would love to be his floor wife.

by BaumTraumSchaumSaumKaumRaum July 18, 2023


the angry wife

When a woman, preferably a wife, in the act of anger sex or post argument sex pulls out a strap-on and penetrates the man until completion. After completion “the wife” walks around front, sticks her ass in the mans face, and farts and leaves the room.

After Margaret saw me flirting with the waitress at our anniversary dinner she took me home pulled out a strap-on i didn’t know she had and gave me the angry wife after, it stunk so bad !

by fuzzytree443 June 9, 2021


Cunt-Wife

Long term punk rock girlfriend

Liz in my long term punk rock girlfriend,shes my "Cunt-Wife!"

by Jimmy Callback November 14, 2019


Kitchen Wife

A term used in kitchens to describe someone as someonelse's longterm 'bitch' during any part of kitchen operations. Although more commonly used between men, men can be the Kitchen Wife of a Female co-worker as well.

However strangely enough when in reference from a man to a woman it could also delineate a bond of friendship or trust.

WHERE IS YOUR KITCHEN WIFE TONY?
James is cleaning my workstation and prepping my station Chef

by Paco Psinglesias June 20, 2010


Army Wifed

To get completely destroyed or beaten in any activity or situations

Person 1: Have you played the new call of duty?

Person 2: Yeah, I got fucking army wifed

by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020


Machi’s wife

is also Eden

Aw man I wish I could be Machi’s wife :(

that’s rough buddy

by kurapikaswife January 28, 2021


Rice wife

Girl who is ranking up the cash

Niki Minaj is a rice wife.

by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 22, 2018