When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!
Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?
Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
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Secondary yeast infection that a woman gets as a result of taking antibiotics, usually for a urinary tract infection contracted as a result of Honeymoon Cystitis.
"Philly cheese puss!" he exclaimed as he wiped the ropey strands of yeasty goo from his horrified face.
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When someone is acting soooooo cringeworthy that you allude them to the lowest possible tier of cheese.
You're giving me canned cheese energy right now
a small round frozen brick you put into the microwave and then eat, putting you in an alternate reality where everyone loves you. It also gives you enough energy to ignore your responsibilities for the rest of the day.
"Dude, why are you wearing the same clothes as yesterday?"
"Man, I ate a mini cheese pizza"
"oooooooooh"
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Unsightly breasts on an ugly person
The cottage cheese chuggers were so repulsive on that swamp donkey that I would rather be breast fed by my own grandmother
An icon represented by three horizontal lines which displays a menu when clicked. Also known as a hamburger menu or hamburger icon. The term was coined by high-school math teacher Timothy Miller in 2019.
I clicked on the cheese slice menu and a list of options appeared on the left-hand side of the screen.
Cheese made from the milk of a dog. Named after the type of dog served as a delicacy in rural Mexican villages.
Amy loves making homemade chihuahua cheese using the milk from her dog's teats.
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