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Good News Goats

The opposite of Bad News Bears. When something extremely good has happened or is about to happen.

Monica Lewinski has invited me round for Cigars and Coffee. This is Good News Goats.

by KappaTango July 5, 2011

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(Self proclaimed) Good guy

The word has two different definitions depending on expernal factors.
Should one be called a good guy please reffer to a different definition.
A self proclaimed good guy more often than not is in fact not a good guy.

Often straight duchebags and or mean guys will reffer to themselves as "good" guys in order to protect their own image to other people but also in order to keep their perspective on themselves good.

We can link it to a coping mechanism where if someone has to do something they shouldnt they justify the action by ether lying or twisting the truth.
This is explained deeper in psychology studies.

TLDR; self proclaimed good guys are more often than not in fact, not good guys.

Guy one: dude, you did some seriously messed up things to that guy.
The "good guy": nah bro, im a good guy. Dont worry
Guy one: you cant just do bad things and then call yourself a good guy. No matter how many times you say you are a good guy, you wont be Unless you behave like it.
The "good guy": nah bro, im a good guy.
Guy one: nah bro, you are a (self proclaimed) good guy.

by Ungejoel March 3, 2022


Do What Yer Good At

A existential position as a default correction when path uncertainty becomes evident.

So, how's it goin' with the new job search?
>Not so good; at this stage of the game, I've decided that there's limited opportunity to dominate in any given market.

Excellent life lesson: Do What Yer Good At (and just leave it at that).

by YAWA November 14, 2022


good luck on your L

means to acquire your drivers license

Happy birthday! good luck on your L

by yupyupsupcup69 April 20, 2021


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by Tgyh June 26, 2022

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Good Morning & God Bless

Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".

Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"

Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"

Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"

Person 2: Papa Bless :,)

by AhegoMan April 6, 2018


Good morning & God bless

Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.

All of my days are started with a Good morning & God bless.

by plopdoggy April 6, 2018