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I feel like the "new guy in jails bum".
You look like the "new guy in jails bum".
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Yelled at a football game when your team's receiver doesn't catch the ball. Like at today's Bears game.
"A LOT OF GUYS CATCH THAT BALL" - Fan, at the game, when the receiver drops the ball
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A Female Dominant Guy Lover (or FDGL for short) is a girl in a straight relationship who likes to be dominated by her guy especially when it comes to the bedroom. FDGLs don’t like the idea of themselves being on top due to reasons such as them not liking the idea of being on top or believing that it isn’t for them. This doesn’t make a girl any less of a woman if she doesn’t want to be on top in bed as these girls are just a valid as everyone else. Everyone has their preferences.
Kat: To be honest Grace, I’m a Female Dominant Guy Lover.
Grace: That’s great Kat. To each their own!
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An infamous gore video that was recorded by The Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, showing them brutally murdering someone.
The video starts off with a man on the floor in a forest, after a few seconds, one of the guys comes in, and hits the victim with a hammer (which is inside of a yellow plastic bag), 7 times, the camera man then closes up the the victims face, which is covered in blood, there is also blood coming out of his nose, they then bring in a screw driver to stab the victims stomach, face, and eyes, then they run back to a car, clean the hammer, wash there hands, then the video ends.
Person 1: I just watched 3 guys 1 hammer, it was horrible
Person 2: Seriously? The video is so low quality, how could you be scared of that?
Person 1: You're insane
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Famous last words on August 31, 2020.
Hey guys, I guess that's it. (gunshot)
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When an average looking guy is reminded that he is average looking from
looking in the mirror, and girls' initial looks towards him. It carriers over into other parts of his life. "
Professor, I've been dealing with the affects of Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS). Could i have an extension?
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One of the most disgusting shock videos out there. It contains two guys in a kitchen. The one asks in the creepiest hentai voice ever, “Do YoU wAnT a SaNdWiCh?!” The other says is an even more disturbingly hentai voice, “YeS i LoVe YoUr SaNdWiChEs!!!” So the guy starts making the sandwiches. He spits into the patty. Then he pulls back his foreskin to reveal his whole penis head covered in dick cheese. He uses this as the cheese for the sandwich. As if this isn’t bad enough, it gets worse. The other guy eats the sandwich and says, “HeY tHiS cHeEsE iS tAcKy!” He continues to eat it happily ever after. Extremely nauseating video attempting to glorify eating dick cheese. Worse than eating cum in my opinion, DON’T WATCH!!!
Sicko: Hey wanna watch 2 guys 1 sandwich?
Poor unfortunate soul: This better not be about eating shit or cum
Sicko: No it’s even better! * he he *
* watches it *
Poor unfortunate soul: WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S EVEN WORSE!!! I HATE YOU!!!
* Sicko laughs while eating dick cheese in the background *
This is how I watched it btw
Btw if you’ve made it this far congratulations because everything you just read is fake
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