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means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel
That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.
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After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.
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-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.
-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.
-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well
Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.
Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.
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1) Get your shit together.
2) Straighten out your act.
When one is acting out of accordance with how they should be, as expected by the rest of the individuals in a group, any one of the group has the responsibility to assert unto the outlined individual to get his tits in a line.
When ones tits are out of line, it is extremely unnatural and must be rectified as quickly as possible.
1, "Hey guys let's go do activities!!"
2, "Yeah!!"
3, "No guys I'm tired let's stay inside and do nothing."
1 and/or 2, "Get your tits in a line and Let's Go!"
EX 2:
1, "Guys I don't want to play this game."
2, "Get your tits in a line, and your ass on the grass. We're playing."
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When it is so cold outside that even the coldest and meanest of evil witches develope a nipple errection that is so hard and pointed that you could cut glass with it or poke someone's eye out with it
It's colder than a witches title outside
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a phrase commonly shouted out of windows at sluts so they show their fucking tits, usually proceeded by shaking of beads
listen up! show your fucking tits!!
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Performing a feat of skill that is so impressive, that it figuratively blows everyone’s tits off.
Blow your tits off: You remember that night at Dooley's pool party on that fine Summer eve? When I did that double jack-knife twist and blew everyone's tits off? You remember that? And then I went down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later that night?
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Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.
"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.
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