flop cake

People named Daniel are flop cakes

Girl named marley : “hey what’s your name”
Boy named Daniel: “my names daniel”
Girl named marley : “damn your a flop cake”
Boy named Daniel: “I know:(“

Suncream Cake

Typically a pasty-white overweight person.

Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.

That fat kid sitting in front of his computer all day playing games and eating Doritos is such a suncream cake!!

carrot cake walk

Something easy but boring as fuck

2020 gave us a shitty year but wall we had to do was stay at home and do nothing, it was a carrot cake walk.

cake lip

If you eat ass, you have a cake lip following such action.

I can’t believe you fucked with that big joint. Ooooh, you got the cake lip?! You a nasty mf!

Let them eat cake!

Another way of saying "Go fuck yourself" to a person.

*Looks at the homeless person outside* "Let them eat cake!-" *Gets shot 10 times*

LET THEM EAT CAKE

A message of Gluttony

And when the Queen heard that the poor of Paris could not even buy bread, she said LET THEM EAT CAKE

Cake Quake

Any action or movement that causes the butt to jiggle or 'quake' with significant seismic force.

"Dang you really know how to make that cake quake and I am loving it."