December 3rd

National please shut up day lol nobody is going to give you a hoodie all the guys probably think youre annoying 🥺🥺

Girl: Tomorrow is December 3rd, national give a girl your hoodie day (which was made up by some random person on urban dictionary)!

Guy: ok

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February 3rd

They day when all the boys go to fuck all the women 24/7. Not only that all the women must bend over so they can get dick.

Ayo boys, it’s February 3rd, y’all down to smash some women rq?

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3rd Party

When you sit on your hand until it’s numb and then give someone a handjob

Joe met Matt A. Joe was nervous af. He was sitting on his sweaty hands for an hour. They hit it off, and joe gave Matt the 3rd party. Matt loved it. Here’s how it went down:

MattA: “you’re hot”
Joe: “my ex wife wouldn’t like you saying that”
MattA: “neither would mine. How about a handy?”
Joe: “my hands are numb from sitting on them”
MattA: “sounds like a 3rd Party”
Joe: “if I close my eyes, me or my ex wife will never know the difference”
MattA: “if I close my eyes, I can picture your ex wife”
Joe: -slaps MattA

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February 3rd

Some dumb bitch named Anna’s birthday

Person 1: Hey did you hear it’s dumb bitch Anna’s birthday?
Person 2: yeah I hate February 3rd

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January 3rd

National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day

Tell your crush you like them on January 3rd and hope that they read this

"Your my crush. Today is January 3rd so its 'National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day' if you must know."

"Oh ok, wanna hang out later?"

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3rd of December

give the person you're talking too your hoodie

"hey it's the 3rd of December can i have your hoodie" "finee"

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July 3rd

If you were born on July 3rd, You're a little furry who hails America and is very GAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy: Hey it's July 3rd, My birthday!!
Other Guy: Oh that explains so much bruh
Guy: What
Other Guy: Yeah :3

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