Muff Piggy

Of or pertaining to sapphic relations; a woman who finds herself performing cunnilingus; female, same-sex relations.

That Ashley, she is such a muff piggy.
Look at the girl, she is without a doubt a muff piggy.

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muff grunt

otherwise known as a queef

muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy

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muff butter

female lubricant used for sexual intercourse

make sure you use plenty of muff butter when when you tap that dry cooze

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muff mobile

a car characteristically driven by a chick eg a Z3. Men driving such cars are largely scorned

look at that wanker in the muff mobile.

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upchuck muff

Upchuck muff is when an individual is eating out a woman and throws up in her vagina.

"Dude, I was with this girl last night after leaving the bar and, well, lets just say she has an upchuck muff."

muff stain

Bodily fluid leaking from the vagina into a female's underwear causing the underwear to still show the remnants after washing.

I pulled her pants down only to find a huge muff stain on her panties. Pussy twat vagina

jenner muff

A trans muff

"Dude, did you see Wager with that tranny?" "Yeah I bet he got him some jenner muff last night"