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Trump’s preferred Covid-19 cure
Vaccine? Who needs a vaccine? Blowing sunshine up your ass, that’ll get rid of that nasty corona. We have all the best sunshine here. UV, ultraviolet, you name it.
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Different to the Love Live School Idol Project, it involves a naked man and a naked woman. Similar to icing a cake, a man gets his fully erect penis out and ejaculates all over the woman. The man then proceeds to grab a torch and lay it on the chest resembling the sunshine, and finally, he jumps on her and eats her out, where they make a "Love Live".
Man: Want to do the Love Live Sunshine!!?
Woman: Yeah!!
(After doing it)
Woman: I need to take a bath, i have cum all over me.
Man: And i've gotta get dressed.
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On a tough day, during a difficult period of time, when low and tired even a small gesture, nice smile, sincere look in the eyes, warm words or a big hug could make a big difference for someone's day.
Mr. Busy was returning home after a long day and as always during the last couple months, when alone, he was thinking about Mrs. Over-Elaborate. He missed her presence and their talks and other things he tried to avoid thinking about...
He suddenly got the urge to text her. They planned to have a lunch in two days, but he could not resist the temptation. The combination of what she wrote back and how they immediately connected made him feel special. He was still tired and needed to finish some work, but her kind words worked like a ray of sunshine piercing through the darkness and distinct change in the mood of Mr. Busy was perceptible... and without asking her, he was almost sure she knew how she made him feel and was happy he wrote her...
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To have something that is better than what someone else has, to have something really cool/interesting.
Guy 1: You ain't got shit!
Guy 2: Mother fucker I got 2 pockets full of sunshine!!
This is for my lovely, amazing, adorable, funny, and just overall perfect girlfriend. She is AMAZING!!!!!!! I love you and doing shit with you baby girl. Youre mine forever ♥
This is To my sunshine and my little drugaronie...
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This is a phrase that British actor/singer Murray Head says when he sees an array of nude Thai stripper girls in the video for the 1985 hit "One Night in Bangkok". That song is featured in the Cold War-themed romantic adventure musical "Chess", which was written by the men of ABBA and appeared on Broadway in 1988.
Rocky, Freddy and Frankie are watching cable TV in their dorm room. The 1983 movie "Class" is being shown on HBO. It stars Jacqueline Bisset as a Mrs. Robinson type. You get the idea. After this preppy-ass boarding school kid meets her in a bar they are later in a shopping mall, in an elevator all by themselves and they kanoodle and he goes down on her and there is some noise being made. Frankie is disgusted by what he sees. He says strongly "I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine!"
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Whoever you send this holy text you must block them effective immediately .
You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety
(Block this person on all social media).
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