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A gay who is too soft for their own good. Must be contained immediately before there are further damages.
Ty: "Hello, Soft Gay!"
Soph: "Hello! :)!"
or
Ty: "Hello, Soft Gay!"
Soph: "hewwo uwu!!"
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Best damn Stando Husbando ever.
"I'll make a definition for 'Soft & Wet' on Urban Dictionary, buy you a mug of it. You'll love it!"
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The politically correct term for water that hasn't solidified.
Just kidding.
Soda, pop, coke, cola, carbonated beverage, sugar filled yummy goodness, etc...
Coca-Cola.
Pepsi.
... And I think there's some other types of soft-drinks, but they fight for media attention too much so that's all my brainwashed mind knows.
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A baseball hitting drill where the batter hits balls into the backstop to hone his skills. But in this case, slang for any degree of sexual activity.
As in...
Q: Where's Dan?
A: He and Beth are upstairs playing a little soft toss.
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A particularly unpleasant poop from mass amounts of shitty beer or cheap alcohol.
Man that 211 totally soft served me last night and I crapped for like three hours.
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When you're high, but your dick ain't
I tried hitting that pussy, but my dick went soft baked.
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A female tampon softly patching a woman's butt cheeks together, via the sticky properties of ovulation, at night while she is sleeping on her back; this process is made possible by the vagina's natural elasticity, as well as the uncontrollable relaxing and contracting while she sleeps, thus, causing the 'tamp' to slide out of the 'vag' (vadge), right into her crack.
EX:1
Eric - Hey baby girl, how'd you sleep last night?
Erica - I slept great baby, other than the soft patch I woke up to this morning!
Eric - bahhhh hahaha, how severe?
Erica - full on soft patch...mo'fucka stuck my cheeks together like bloody super glue!
EX2:
Brit - You wanna soft patch Angela tonight?
Tiff - Hell ya nukka!
Brit - hahaha, I've got the 'tamp' & the 'flo' so we're good to go!
Tiff - Let's double patch her, I've got the Red Scare as well!
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