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When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.
A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over
1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump
The tried and true trick of inserting a bent wire coat hanger into the vagina to abort a baby.
Jessica's ex-boyfriend got her pregnant and she couldn't tell her parents, so she had to do the ol' Colorado Coathanger trick.
To brain (flip out a testicle) on a train platform as your friends are leaving on a train) or just waiting...)
Look up braining for more explicit definitions but you get the idea. It looks like a little brain.
My friend brained us to say goodnight after a great day at the beach. It was difficult to see and blurry so we uploaded it to FB, just to basically say don't do that Within 20 seconds he messaged us that his brain was already visible in Malaysia so of course we deleted it. Hilarious though. Apparently it is a traditional goodbye in South Park, Colorado. Most guys do it. He just didn't expect my gf to take a photo or for it to go viral in 20 seconds. The Colorado Farewell. Then they slide down a mountain with no skis or helmet backwards with a bag of gummies. Braining the whole way.
When one eats the garter off the bride then shoots it out during the night then slides it back on the wife to finish the last nights dance
I pulled the Colorado o-ring off then took a dump after a snack then slid it back on for our final dance
Young voices of Colorado is a fairly terrible choir housed by depressed children. Especially the signature gorls as they are yelled at daily.
Young Voices of Colorado taught me many life lessons such as bottling up your breakdowns until you are physically incapable of emotion.
Brought on by the cannabis movement; colorado granola i.e hippie, flower child, peace, zen...think woodstock.
Mantiou colorado is sure filled with a lot of Colorado granola.