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1. A remark made to someone being hauled off to jail, particularly someone you dislike. Once in jail, you imply that if the person (a male) drops a bar of soap in the shower, they will be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Thus, with there buttocks spread and in clear sight, will be subject to anal rape by a fellow inmate.
"Don't drop the soap!" I yelled as the burglar was taken away by the police from my home. His eyes began to tear up as he anticipated that hot, steamy shower.
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it is an expression used for people we don't trust in.
In an emphatic and vulgar fashion it turns in "your word don't mean jacksh*t"
it don't mean jack
What you say is meaningless, you are not telling the truth, i can not trust in your words.
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The hottest of takes, common on the left and the right, positing that Jews do not exist, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Closely related to the concepts of "Jews aren't Hebrews", "Jews aren't Israelites", "Jews stopped existing when Jesus", and "Jews are Khazars", all of which it may or may not overlap with, depending on the particular genre of meshugges.
Jews don't real. PROVE ME WRONG
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a term used when someone won't stop crying for shit.
nct's frat boy jaehyun blew this shit up in his early teens when he lived in america for four years. what a legend to stan man.
"oh my goddd i cant believe he actually dumped mee!!! me out of all people!!"
"be quiet, don't cry."
A phrase people use as a disclaimer to make an excuse to say or do something rude or mean to you to prevent you from having a poor self-image or so there won't be repercussions and make you feel they still like you even though they probably don't.
don't take it personally
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Reconsider bringing any issues concerning me to light. Such issues include: shortcomings, false accusations, wise cracks, jokes, etc. Meaning there is a time and place for this and current company is not it.
Employee: What's going on?
Co-worker (in the middle of a meeting): If you were on time you would know.
Employee: Don't come for me.
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I just asked my friends what I should add to the urban dictionary and they said "I don't know" so here is the definition :)
Barry: "What does "IDK" mean?"
larry: "I don't know."
Barry: "God dammit nobody seems to."
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