Someone who likes to be better than anyone else
See Marcus over there? He told me I can't lift because I'm not pretty. What an ego monster.
your ego is so high that the people around you feel that you are trying to pull a Bannon - I E suck your own cock if possible while at the same time of boasting of your own accomplishment..."that person is so ego-testical"
This guy at the Office he keeps being ego-testical by trying to tell us of how he is the best at everything. If possible he would pull a bannon every second of every day and whip it out in front of everyoe to see. What a shameless bastard.
A person who believes they have really big testicles but they don't
Hey man I've got some huuuuge balls
LET ME SEE!! Hey no you don't you're so ego-testical
Someone who is such a good athlete, they must be on PED’s.
Grant runs in another touchdown. He definitely is this team’s ego robertson today.
Dick ego is basically a term/label for fragile masculinity that doesn't help anyone including the man himself. It is often associated with masculinity that hinders emotional vulnerability with anyone including bros, and openness to experiences that are non-normative, unconventional, and maybe considered accepted behavior for a man.
A: Hey. Looking really hot today, man! Love the look.
B: Ayo stop with this gay shit. Thanks though.
A: Hahahah time to cut your dick ego down to size, man! Chill!
B:What do you mean?
A: I mean, it's okay to compliment each other as men.
B: Hmmm, I guess so? Alright, thanks then. *hugs*
The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.
Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."
Ego that causes you to Hog Diff someone in Overwatch. Alternatively, it could be the perceived Ego of a Halo Player.
That Halo Ego, won't last long in OW