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Best I ever had

Best I've ever had: Me

I'm the Best I ever had

by Im7 October 12, 2023


Shoulda Had a Juul

A phenomenon which occurs when one becomes intensley cross-faded to the point of becoming sick. Symptoms include sweating, pale skin, and lead to vommiting. Occurs typically when an individual becomes mildly intoxicated, and then proceeds to unexpectedly smoke more weed than their body is typically accustomed to.

“Yo did you hear what happened to Timmy last night?”
Ya bro, he got super crossed and threw up everywhere!”
Damn dude, he Shoulda Had a Juul.”

by PatPat Patterson June 3, 2018


“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023


Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.

Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

by Dcstrutter October 18, 2021


If I had my little way

I would drink alcohol every day

If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.

You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl

by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020


Just imagine if Timo had missed this

This is used to describe when a player misses a really easy chance, usually in front of goal. Whatever the reason, it is embarrassing when a player misses a sitter.

Just imagine if Timo had missed this

by Jhszn May 4, 2021


did to had to

The act of doing something you had to do.

I did to had to put away all of those bottles.

by M & M Scientist January 21, 2016