he’s baby

peter parker. that’s it. mcu’s finest. spider boy. cutie pie. angel. owner of my heart. this is not up for discussion.

⚠️AVENGERS: ENDGAME SPOILER⚠️
peter: hey im- peter..parker?
carol: ok so he’s baby
peter: sorry i don’t understand miss? mrs?-
carol: call me aunt carol
peter:

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He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!

He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!! — The epitaph of any dead snitch that thought that the witness protection program would keep him safe.

A member of the community standing over a bullet riddled body with a rat in each hand and one shoved in its mouth:

“ He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!”

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He meets assholes everywhere he goes.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.

Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

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he wolf

The twin of a she wolf. Leads the pack and gets annoyed when others dispute. Whenever the he wolf disputes he always resolves it no matter what. He wolf is a great friend and always looks after its pack mates. Can be found with blue ears and white and grey fur.

Hey there he wolf! How is your twin today?

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he heE

what michael jackson says.

michael jackson "he heE"

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He-Candy

1. A beautiful person is very attractive to look at; a sexy male that females lust to sex; is thought to be very active sexually and good at satisfying his partner's sexual desires; a male dedicated to the faith of Rad Harmony; someone that will never be a NuglyFucker; a Rad Mother Fucker;

2. A Straight Sex Only, Male ProstaDUDE!

"Ryan is a Beautiful Example of He-Candy"

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hui he

term used to describing someone absolutely beautiful

i get lost in your eyes, you are so hui he!

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