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When you defacate yourself in a crowd unbenounced
I crop rusted on the subway today.
The act of cropping a friend, or ex out of a picture for later use.
Also for deliberately removing an unpopular student/friend out of group photos.
"Wow, Jenny just updated here profile picture with her wedding photo, but cut out her ex-husband!"
"Man, shes such a Crop Whore..!"
When you crop dust yourself by sending airmail as you take a seat on the throne
I went to drop a duke and accidentally crop dropped myself during decent.
The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.
The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.
We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.
I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.
We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.
The act of farting at the face level of a friend or partner. While twirling in an arcing motion as to waft the aroma in the said companies direction.
My wife just rainbow crop dusted me, and now I have pink eye.
When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.
Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"
Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
Same as cock-blocking but in the Settlers
Danny performed an act of crop-blocking on me!