Seasonal Dread

Sea·son·al Dread \ˈsē-zən-əl 'dred\

1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.

2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.

3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.

1. Billy was overcome by a feeling of seasonal dread as he looked out the window and realized the empty wasteland that was his backyard would be covered with 2-feet of snow another 4 months.

2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.

girlfriend season

The time period roughly between November to February, where a single person feels extra pressure to bring a suitable mate to holiday parties and family gatherings. This pressure often leads to picking the first available/willing partner. The forced relationship is often dragged out until just after Valentine's Day.

Another phrase for cuffing season.

(At a family gathering)
Cousin A: Who's that skanky girl holding hands with Brian?
Cousin B: No idea, never seen her before.
Cousin A: Well, it IS girlfriend season, I guess he had to bring someone.

peach season

Noun: the season where many asses (🍑) are seen

Tyrone it’s peach season

Shitting Seasons

When your ass, like the changing seasons of the year, takes every shit imaginable in one sitting. First you’re constipated, then you shit hard little balls, then you shit a good clean log and finally, you shit straight lava outta your asshole.

Damn bro, I don’t know wtf I ate but it got me shitting seasons!

HoeJacking Season

Noun- ‘‘Tis the season too look fresh and good looking as possible and steal all the good looking women or hoes away from there man”

Hope you have been in the gym? Why? Because it’s HoeJacking Season

seasonal head

The act of receiving head only during the summer and winter solstices or spring and fall equinoxes. It is used as an act of abstinence or is used by those in tune with the changing of seasons.

“So, you only get head during the solstices or equinoxes?”

“Yes, Karen, it’s called seasonal head.”

Season 2

Typically the best season in any tv show that was birthed in a time period from 1989-2003 and has ran until at least 2014

Spongebob, family guy, the simpsons, all of them peaked in season 2 of their respective shows