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Not only is it an incredible masterpiece of horror and drama with a beautifully detailed story, chilling atmosphere, and symbolic characters, but it is also an incredibly powerful laxative.
John: Last night I finally played Silent Hill 2!
Adam: Really? How was it?
John: It was amazing! But really scary.
Adam: How scary was it?
John: It was so scary that I shat all over my pants.
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Jay-
Fuck, fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck, mother fuck, noy snoy snoyge. One two, one-two-three-four, noy snoy snoyge. Smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke n drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers, beers, Rollin Phatties, smokin blunts, who smokes da blunts? We smoke da blunts. Rollin blunts n smokin em.....
Pothead Teenager- Yo lemme get a nickel bag.....
Jay- Fifteen bucks, little man! Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe-me-o. My jungle Love! Yay-a, o-wee o-wee o. I think i wanna know ya, know ya, yeah. What?
Jay and Silent Bob are the shit.
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All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
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Adj: used to describe someone who's taken a lot of mentally and physically but never shows it.
Noun: a very specific breed of masculinity, which illustrates a man's power through a deliberate, steely silence
"What's up with him, he doesn't talk much?" "I heard he's one of the strong silent types"
Dutch to rookie H3 ODST: "Now's one of those times it pays to be the strong silent type"
Verb/Noun: Used to describe a person who is usually quiet and quite tough. Usually a person who has been through some hard times and keeps to themselves. A very inside type of person but nonetheless very strong emotionally and mentally.
Person 1: Hey, what's wrong with George?
Person 2: He's been through a lot these last few weeks.
Person 1: Ah, the strong silent type.
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The two pimpest dudes ever. Sure, they may deal drugs and Jay has the IQ of a hamster, but damn they are sweet. Also known as Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, or Bluntman and Chronic.
I'm Jay, and this is my hetro lifemate, Silent Bob.
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1.influenced by bands such as A Day To Remember, August Burns Red, Metallica, Parkway Drive, Avenged Sevenfold and In Fear and Faith 2. consists of four members you can look them up on myspace 3. the band rocks
holy cow it's guns fall silent they're awesome as heck i just want to listen to them all day
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