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When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.
Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.
Pure scruffs who live in skips and who steal sandwiches from greggs.
chazzer:OMG look its the Skip Twins!
megan:hahahahaha look at them going to shoe market
chazzer:pure scruffs
megan:yeahh bitchface!!!!!
A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.
Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
When a person is in a State Of Over-Happiness that even Bad news can't Bring them Down.
Even though I told her that She's Ugly, She is still very happy. She must be Skipping the Hill.
The act to bypass dinner to clap cheeks
If you’re not free till the 22nd and I’m busy from the 21st onward should we just skip dinner?
Definitive description of a resident of Glasgow or anywhere down the Clyde coast to Greenock and possibly even parts of Ayrshire .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .
She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
Going to multiple friends houses in a row when you only supposed to be at one friends house
Or going to a different place then you said
I just called Emma, jess isn’t at her house like she said,
Oh she must be house skipping