a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home
i was out on the piss last night and came home with a fully loaded fuck sponge overflowing with people to bang
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To jism in a sock and wipe your partner down with it.
Sam said jon gave me a warm sponge bath last night it was amazing
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A curse word commonly used in the Half-life mod: The specialists.
Joe has killed Bob
Bob: "You anal sponge!"
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A man who bottoms for a straight dude
I just called up my sponge daddy because my girlfriend is not available.
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Smoking sponge: when you smoke a cigarette down to the filter
'Throw that cigarette , you're smoking sponge'
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Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.
A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.
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A sponge butt is a big ass butt that soaks up a fuckton of shit and provides amble padding for extended periods of sitting. Also, may produce thunder like farting
My mom has a hell of a sponge butt
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