tard brownie

The brownies that were sold every Friday in the courtyard of my high school. They were named this because the special kids (the retards) made them during the school week. They were however infamous because regardless of there mental ability, the brownies were delicious.

Dude, I'm going to go grab some tard brownies from the courtyard. Want to come?

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/b/tard

typically found in 4chan's /b/ random folder
a /b/tard is
1. an elite force of the internet
2. a drop in the all-crushing sea that is anonymous
3. male, racist, virgin, white, 18+ years old, with a cock the size of longcat

'/b/tards unite! We are anonymous! We are legion!'

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rag tard

Noun
A man or boy who is a complete and utter moron about a woman's time of the month, i.e.; her period. Behavior towards her would either exhibit itself in his stupid remarks to his friends about "acting like an insane psycho", or being "uncontrollable emo" (...so usually like he acts 24/7/365, a full-on douchebag) - or oddly enough, still wanting to have sex and then making up foul, imbecilic, and non-existant sexual occurances to then gossip to his punk ass friend later about.

Trevor, "My girlfriend's on the rag and she's turned into the shebeast from hell, when she isn't crying like a bitch, she's trying to rip my fucking throat out and eat it raw...*sob*..."

Michael, "Aww shit dude...why don't you try a dirty filbert on her when she isn't looking and then flip into a redheaded clamback...then you can tell us all about it later...huh...huh?"

Me, "Fuck...you guys are such rag tards...and I'm standing right here...stupid fucks."

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Tard-tipping

An activity much like cow-tipping, but instead of cows, thoe that engage in these activities tip the mentally retarded.

Phillip was fired from the last group home he worked at for tard-tipping.

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Tard wrangler

The one friend that has to stay sober so they can wrangle all the retards from a night of drinking

I guess I’m the tard wrangler for the night

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Fake-tard

The social retard trolls on YouTube, LiveLeak, Metacafe, etc., who have an incontrollable impulse of posting "FAKE!" at on the "Comments" section for every video imaginable. These people are obviously devoid of the concept of reality. They're close cousins of those who post, did he die? on Failblog.

"I'm sick of Fake-tards taking over Failblog and posting 'FAKE!' on every other comment. Thank God I can click 'Spam' on their dumb asses"

Typical Fake-tard comment:

"Totally gay and fake, that liquor store shooting footage was staged. "

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Tard ball

A new game discovered at a school I attend in Cambridgeshire. The Basic rules of the game, Tard ball are that you use any part of your body (preferably your hand) to hit the tennis ball against the ground first, and then the ball must hit the wall. The ball must not hit the ground twice before the wall or hit the wall first.
There is a serve line where the ball must surpass to count as a legal serve. The serve line is usually about 1 metre high. Other rules such as an obstruction come into action when a player has deliberately intended to decrease the opposing player’s chances of getting to the ball. Also after you have chosen your wall to play at, if the tennis ball hit a grass or mud area it is a foul shot and the player is eliminated from the round

Tard ball is when One player serves the ball into the ground then onto the wall and the ball hits a mud area. The player is then eliminated from the round.

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