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Taylor is the most considerate and warm-hearted person ever and is a god among men, he is a king of all kings... He has a massive penis and if you take it you will not regret. If you find a "Taylor" you need to keep him because he will treat you like a Queen. This is a man of culture and very interesting person. He is sure to give you a fun ride in bed ladies. ;))
"Fucking hell... who's he? He well fit..."
"He's probably a Taylor... Taylor's are always fit asf!!!"
Taylors are amazing, especially the blonde haired blue eyed ones, they can be counted on for anything, Taylor will sacrifice herself for you in an instant, she can be bitchy when provoked, it's thought to be a defense mechanism, or hormones (Scientists are still working on it) She's beautiful and can still give you a lesson in life. She likes the word "Squee" and likes to climb trees, her favorite comedy bit is Butt Plug by Stephen Lynch Because she's freaking weird like that, she chirps like a grasshopper and expects a cricket to respond...weirdo.
Dude 1"What the hell is Taylor doing?"
Dude 2"Fuck if I know, she sounds like a grasshopper or something"
Dude 1"She's still hot, I'd tap it"
Dude 2 "Me too"
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a fine peice of specimen, with da roundest booty out there.
Taylor- she got cake that's bigger than a planet.
everyone wish they had that ass
it's always clappin
booty
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A girl that is one of the nicest people in the world, but she doesn't fully understand you yet. She will at first be a bitch McCrabby pants, but once she gets to know you, she will show no boundaries to her love.
Nolan:What's your name?
Taylor:Grrr... It's Taylor.
Nolan: my name's Nolan.
Taylor:Oh, nice to meet you. Want to go out?
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a ugly fat dyke bitch who everyone hates. her country accent makes everyone in the room cringe. she is so unnecessarily loud and rude and has a flat ass nose and looks like a frog. i want to beat her till her face has no skin on it :)
guy: that noise is loud, what is it?
guy 2: it’s taylor being a loud bitch again
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