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An individual of great distinction. Someone who appreciates both British modernist and romantic poets, and also likes to rock out to the latest tunes. Someone who is admired by men and considered 'quite a catch' by the ladies. A great swimmer.
'Who was that you were out with last night at Bronte? He seemed so suave and sophisticated? I cant believe he was quoting Wordsworth and singing Animal Collective'
'Oh yes, he is quite a Wily Sea Trout! I can't wait to take him home to meet the fam. I am not throwing this one back'
Term used to describe the condoms found floating in the waters surrounding New York City...
While waiting for the ferry to take us to the Statue of Liberty we saw many New York trout float past us.
The act of slapping ones penis off of a females genitals
Dave: You hook up with katie last night?
Adam: You bet, she really loved it when I was bitch slapping the trout!
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fish that can be domesticated, but which is often flushed prematurely. Often dumped into toilets, and mistaken for dead as it has no eyes, fins, tail, and doesn't seem to swim.
Timmy didn't want to flush the toilet, but his daddy reassured him, telling him he would restock the waters within hours with fresh finless brown trout.
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Fucking another mans girl then proceeding to slap him in the face with your unwashed cock.. Therefore, he gets his girls clam juice on his face via your dick.
Dude, mac totally owes me five bucks and just bought a beer without getting me one.. I'm totally trout slapping that queef eater.
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Short for "shut your mouth or feel like a trout" which is a derivative of "You had better shut up unless you want a pocket full of water"
Hey P why don't you hurry up?
P: "mouth or trout"
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A nasty dick covered in herpes sores.
Dude, she messed with that guy. He has a bad speckled trout!
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