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(the saga)
The very epitome of 'epic fail.'
Bella: Edward, I want you inside of me. NOW.
Edward: Bella, my dear pumpkin juice with sugared platypus eggs on top, you have to marry me first.
Bella: WHAT. WHY THE EFF DO I HAVE TO MARRY YOU, YOU MANWHORE?
Edward: Because that is the way we Cullens work and my family would honor our being together more if we married first. And because since I am the man of the relationship and you are the woman, you are supposed to listen to me and do whatever I say because I am a man.
Bella: I thought I was the man.
Twilight's 'Breaking Dawn.'
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A fucking gay ass movie and book that only fucking little dumb ass teenage girls read and watch.
Tom: Did you see Twilight?
Jeff: No, it blows
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Proof that sparkly things attract idiots.
Idiot/Twilight Fan: Ohh lala. ITS SPARKLY!
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When a male Jacks off using glitter infused lotion.
not going out tonight man id rather be twilighting
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1)The most annoying group of people you could ever associate with in life.
- Like to point out every little thing about the book series thinking that other people actually enjoyed reading the books or watching the films, which will eventually be a big flop since the release of the New Moon movie.
2)People who enjoy reading Twilight cause other literature was too hard to read.
3) Epic failures.
1) Girl-Oh Em Gee GO TEAM JACOB
Boy-stfu you're such a twilighter!!!
2)Ay dunno howz 2 reed Steevin King bookz so ay luk smart reeding a b00k aboot vampyrsss
3)girl-I bought all the Twilight books, saw every movie up to date and have a poster of every Twilight character in my room! omg Edward is soooooo hawttt!!!
boy-how much did you spend on that?
girl-probably over 200 bucks.
boy-...failboat
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A horribly written novel with a multitude of grammar mistakes that is full of cliches and Mary Sues/Gary Stus. For no particular reason, a bunch of twitards become crazily obsessed with this book just because of "OMG SOOOO SUPER HOT!!" vampire Edward Cullen. However, Edward is a pathetic excuse for a vampire because he has tons of strengths and no weaknesses. He's not weak to garlic, sunlight, or ANYTHING vampires are weak to. There's also no plot, it's just Edward and Bella being lovey dovey. Bottom line: It sucks.
Actual crappy text from the last page of Twilight's epilogue:
"'Yes,' I whispered so my voice wouldn't have a chance to break. If he thought I was bluffing, he was going to be disappointed. I'd already made this decision, and I was sure. It didn't matter that my body was rigid as a plank, my hands balled into fists, my breathing erratic . . .
He chuckled darkly, and leaned away. His face did look disappointed."
Seriously, Stephenie? o_o
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As you most likely know, the movie twilight has become a teenage phenomanom (sp?)and on most social networking sites (like bebo, mysoace, facebook, ect) people have 'twilighted' their page. I.E Have a twilight profile photo, a twilight background, heaps of twilight apps ect. Quite common really.
"Omg, Have you seen (insert name here)'s profile?"
"I know, she/he has totally Twilighted it"
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