Yolo Swag Burger

Combination of three words used by the legendary nobody Trambak Ray when he wants to talk about a dangerous situation that he somehow managed to survive

Random person 1: So did you buy takeout again?

Ray: Nope. I managed to avert that danger by cooking instant ramen and crying over it in the balcony. Yolo Swag Burger.

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You only YOLO once

You only you only live once once. A common mistake made by people who are being a bit stupid, usually in a stressful or worried situation, causing people to forget what they were saying.

*skydiving*

Fred : Come on Bob. You've got to jump.
Bob: Well, ok then. I mean, you only YOLO once don't you.
Fred: yes...

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National yolo day

April 23rd National snapchat Yolo day. Yolo anonymously by sending messages through a snapchat third party app

Hey it's national Yolo day,everyone do a yolo

Yolo Demon

When a options trader wants to go all-in on a play without controlling the balance.

Chad: "Chads! I'm about to bet my life savings on a TeslA naked call!!! Long long the king!"
JoshAnswers: "Don't let the Yolo Demon get you! Balance the budget!!!"

yolo factor

the state of mind in which one does whatever he/she wishes to do, not necessarily for any particular reason

That guy's yolo factor is off the charts - he just ate cake for every meal of the day.

False YOLO

An idea that may seem worthy of changing your life for, in the name of chasing your dreams and YOLO, but objectively, it is a fucking bad idea.

The only reason to do it would be for YOLO, despite it being dumb, not calculated, and have lasting negative effects.

Like a face tattoo, for example.

Skip: I really want to leave my super successful company, where I make lots of money, have an amazing partner, have zero debt, and have tons of fortune 500 clients. I want to make weed cookies. This is my calling, this is my dream.

Shay: Skip, you cant do it now, everyone is flooding the weed market, and your company is rock solid. Now is NOT the time to leave.

Skip: I think this is my destiny, like do I want to wake up everyday and be a marketing guy?!?

Shay: Now is NOT the time for false YOLO. Just eat weed cookies at work. You own your office, fam. Best of both worlds.

yolo-gender

You can basically be whatever the fuck you want. For example all genders at once.

Yves: Hi Adrian. How are you
Adrian: It was rude not to ask me for my preferred pronouns.
Yves: I'm very sorry, what is your preferred pronoun?
Adrian: Fuck this, I am yolo-gender. I can do and be whatever I want.
Yves: You're so right Adrian, I wish more people were like you.