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Extreme sensitivity with an adverse reaction to anything brexit.
Sorry I got joeled up last night.
Pastor Joel is not only a man of God, but is also an army veteran, doctor, yoga instructor, plumber, firefighter and, most importantly, A Minnesota Vikings fan.
Joel first gained notoriety after his cousin Kyle posted an image of him on the Jumbotron during a home Vikings game. After this, word of Joel's good deeds quickly began to spread
In his spare time, Joel works as a relationship counselor for college aged women.
Breanna: Did you hear that Pastor Joel took time out of his day to help console a woman whose marriage is on the rocks?
Stephanie: That's really good of him!
A girl who is blonde and wears Loads of make up and has massive tits due to be a chub
Proper Joel Bird you
Joel the ledge is a breed of men who Lifts 10million tonne trucks don't mess with him he wares proper scary skull mask things
Joel the ledge is a a phrase slang name
Joel's Law states that all events have a one in two chance in happening, commonly expressed as JL.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.
Kid One - Dude, I'm totally going to fail this test today.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.
Unit of measurement used to describe a microscopic distance or length.
Matt: I think we might need a microscope cruise!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!
The biggest gayest gay their is in world history, he smacks little asians and thinks he is not a redneck, he also is a vewy bad bad boy, once he tried to rape my apple
Joel is a fagitmain