Crash-dummy- a term that can be associated with your typical morons, idiots,
'Douchbags' and 'chops'.
This term can be used for sarcastic commentary or to express your dislike towards
a person.
This word best describes the way someone irritates you, frustrates you - or simply has better hair than you and you feel like if you wanted your cars airbag to meet any crash-dummy's face
It would be theirs!!!
Sarcastic use : " ma'am , ma'am what's shakespeare's surname?"
Friend: "x_X oh my gosh what a crash dummy!"
Peanut Gallery use : " hey I'v missed placed my number...can I have yours? :) "
Guy Friend: "dude that what such a crash-dummy move"
Literal use : "I hate that stupid crash-dummy!!! "
OR "dam you have brain capacity and intellectual ability of a crash-dummy!"
OR "stop screaming at me!!! I'm not your crash-dummy!"
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During anal, stand on the edge of the bed with your penis head barely inserted into her ass. Then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don't get knocked out.)
Her face got bruised up when I ran the German Crash Test on her.
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When someone is new, or hasn't found their group yet, a group lets them hang with them until they make friends.
New Kid: Hey can I hang with you guys?
Squad Leader: Sure, and we made plans for later if you wanna hang
New Kid: Thanks for letting me crash your squad, dude.
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stock market crash!
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Someone who is mentally and physically usless, stupid, clumsy and generally a dumb ass or imbecile is know as a crash test dummy.
Look at will falling down the steps. God he is such a stupid ass crash test dummy.
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A raging idiot who makes himself look cool in front of his "large" girlfriend by getting super angry when someone barely runs into his car and barely bends his license plate. After realizing the minimal damage, car crash guy seems happy, but he sees high school kids laughing at his idiocy and threatens them to look even more cool. The theory is that car crash guy got dumped shortly after. Also used as a verb for a person struggling to take off their hoodie or any other article of clothing.
1. "Look at car crash guy raging again, he just punched that 3 year old for crying" "Yeah that's the fifth time today"
2. "Dude, I wanted to fight that guy so bad, but I just couldn't get my hoodie off in time, he ran away as I was struggling with it" "haha man I can't believe you pulled a car crash guy like that"
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when one masturbates and blows a load
man i just crash the milk truck
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