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When a woman spreads her cheeks and invites multiple strong men to launch midgets face-first into her asshole, usually resulting in intense bruising, and extreme anal pleasure. Note: Not fun to be the midget in this sexual act.
Chloe: Hey Danny and John, wanna have a game of Irish Darts? I'll be the dart board!
Danny: Ok, but we'll need a midget...
Kristen: I'm game!
(John launches Kristen towards the asshole of Chloe, smothering her in a blood/fecal matter combination)
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When you have diarrhea and the feces comes out in a series of small staccato blasts.
I have poopy butt darts shooting from my ass like a machine gun on full-auto!
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When a man ejaculates into his partners mouth. The partner then shoves a straw into the mans penis and proceeds to blow the ejaculate back into his penis.
Of course I brought an extra pair of underwear, I received an Alabama blow dart earlier.
This is a sexual act decision making device. Obviously you need a dartboard and darts. But you also need small pieces of paper with your favorite sexaul acts on it. The pieces of paper will be attached to the dartboard and your partner will throw a dart at the board to decide which sexaul act will be performed that evening. This also can be used for an entire weekend of fun or at an orgy.
Rebecca could not decide what she wanted Sean to do to her the Saturday before she married Tom so they played the Gaston Dart Game. Before the sun went down she had been hot carled, Cleveland Steamered, Strawberry Shortcaked, Tonya Danzad, Donkey Punched, and don the Alligator Fuckhouse 3 times. She had scares that make-up wouldn't hide and her vagania was bleeding profusely, but at least the concusion would make her forget Sean before she said "I Do" to Tom.
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Even more dangerous than its predecessor, dizzy darts, shotgun dizzy darts involves spinning until dizzy then throwing multiple darts toward a dart board.
(Cops find a dead corpse strung out in front of a dart board)
Cop: We're you playing shotgun dizzy darts?
the act of being very, very gay whilst being very, very good at it.
yo, what's up with captain sequin shoes?
dunno, maybe he's a bit touched.
or maybe he's a little butt dart champion.
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On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.
"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"