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The physical act of plowing an ugly and/or nasty chick. See also: Chicago.
Guy 1: "So, what did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "I had some Chicago deep-dish."
Guy 1: "Oh yeah? Where'd you get that?"
Guy 2: "Yo momma!"
Guy 1: "You nasty playa!"
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When a girl is sexed so rough that she bleeds, yet still takes the finishing move in her mouth. The combo of deep thrusting, blood, and ejaculate imitate a deep dish pizza.
Girl: Get ready for the best deep dish pizza of your life!!!
Guy:jeepers, you are a real freak.
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Someone who gets the Covid-19 vaccine.
According to genetic research, the number of genetic variants of the Sars-Cov-2 virus has increased from eight possible variants before the vaccine started to be administered in December 2020 to over 400,000,000 possible genetic variants by August 2021. This information is not relayed to the public, but is easily obtainable by the general public.
The variants are mutating in the bodies of vaccinated patients as the Sars-Cov-2 virus seeks to mutate and overcome the artificial antibody resistance in its hosts. This has huge health ramifications for all people as no amount to research will be able to keep pace with effective treatments. The worst is yet to come.
Richard is fucked. He got the Moderna vaccine and a booster. He's a Walking Petri Dish now and is proliferating the unstoppable spread of Covid-19 in the name of short term convenience. Fuck him, I'm heading to my bunker with my Ivermectin.
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When a total Gary explains that he may have one too many drinks at a social event
That nerdy guy from the office: "Guys, will anyone come drink with me please. I'm going to Dish Out Large"
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the simplist way to cook a dog if it is young and tender is to roast it. skin the pooch, draw it and split it. rub well with salt and freshly ground black pepper, and a bit of dried sage or thyme. butter well, place on a roasting rack and roast about four inches from the heat, allowing about 12-14 minutes per side for a 10-15 pound dog. brush with butter during the roasting process. serve with home fried potatos and current jelly. a salad will balance the meal nicely.
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The type of dish that Bill Gates uses to make fake meat and force you to eat it.
MTG: They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat, which grows in a peach tree dish.
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Also known as a dishwasher. The dish deferral system is a major kitchen appliance used to quickly hide dirty dishes. The appliance is rarely turned on, until full, which may take up to one week or until all clean dishes are dirty, hence the term dish deferral system.
Q. Where are all the clean plates?
A. In the dish deferral system, but there not washed yet.
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