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A new type of sex act where one takes his cock after anal and smears a smily face on the recipients ass cheeks
Yo i gave nicole such a fecal smear last night, that girl needs to lay off the taco bell for awhile. There was such much shit i could have made a shit rainbow on her back
When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.
I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.
Someone one who has nightmares about poo
Had another fecal Freddy last night and now I’m tired
When the fecal matter you're defacating has the consistency of treacle
I really need to eat more fiber, it's impossible to push out all the fecal treacle
When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.
The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.
Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!
When you put your poop into a sleeping person's hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.
The sleeping person will rub poop on themselves and vomit everywhere while you hysterically laugh in the corner.
Dude l totally got them with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!
Professional way of saying an idea is shitty.
Having reviewed your proposal, we found your plans quite fecalative, and therefore cannot grant the funding you seek.
What did you think of the movie? Fecalative.