Helicopter Tits

When you take a virgin girl who is your good friend, and she shows you her tits. The person looking at her tits shows her his penis and then moves his penis around like a helicopter and starts saying, "GET TO THE CHOPPA NOW!" This only takes place during school in private.

Hey we should do helicopter tits more often it was really fun!

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Window Helicopter

Sometimes when your driving on the high-way with your windows open it makes that kind of wah wah wah wah helicopter noise

Window Helicopter

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helicopter people

A person that has the gender of a helicopter

Helicopter people most edgy kids

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bitch helicopter

Someone who is both a gossip and someone who hovers around you and others, constantly comparing themselves to others, an eye in the sky, watching everyone's lives and complaining about how theirs is worse. In effect, a person who always bitches and complains about everything you do.

Example:

A: Man, Christie's complaining about how Ashton got that new car for his wife the other day, now she wants a new car too.

B: Dude. She's such a Bitch Helicopter. Always hovering around people.

Example 2:
C: Charlie's always worrying about others, he complains about how i'm apparently "A little fat"
D: Girl, Charlie's such a Bitch Helicopter. If He wants those girls so bad, he should just hover over there and get one.

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Doing the Helicopter

literally fucking a helicopter in the exhaust pipe.

Dean joined the air force because he's a mechaphile who always dreamed of doing the helicopter.

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Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.

Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

apache attack helicopter

A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.

"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"

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