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(this can be done with or without mayonnaise)when 2 girls wrap their ass cracks around your dick while youre laying down and they repeatedly go up and down.
this feels best if you place your hands behind your head while smiling...plus itll sound cool when you tell the story to your friends
i had swagneesha and wontonsoupniqua double hot dog bun the SHIT outta my dick bro, it was glorious. i came waterfalls
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Term for when someone comics up short and completely costs their team the win. A much more extreme form of choking.
Toni: Brad, did you actually get zero kills that round you hot dog water breath looking ass?
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Having sex while your girl is on her period.
Friend: “Get some last night?”
Me: “Yeah, she was on her period, but I don’t mind a little ketchup on my hot dog.”
When a female suffering from malaria is bleeding out of her anal cavity and two male partners attempt to cure the disease with sessions of booty eating and anal penetration for hours on end.
Person1: Hey did you hear Julia has malaria?
Person2: Yeah Niko and Johnny are going to give her a hot dog with a side of ketchup to try and help her.
Person1: word
A code word for alcohol, often used around a minor's parents or other authorities. Can be used to describe any alcoholic beverage from beer to vodka.
Friend 1: Do you have the Hot Dog Water for tonight?
Friend 2: Yeah, I have it in my car.
Where did you put the Hot Dog Water?
How much do I owe you for the Hot Dog Water?
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2 hot dogs cooked in the microwave for 1 minute. put hot dogs on tortilla wrap with ketchup, shredded cheese and chopped onions. fold wrap and enjoy :
So am I! Maybe that guy over there is selling them so we can get a Hot Dog Sandwich
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When a man slides his dick between a girl's ass cheeks as she poops.
Man: I want to try something new to spice up our sex life.
Woman: What about a peanut butter hot dog?
Man:...I knew I married you for a reason.
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