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When you're stroking your dick, and just before you ejaculate you run into the other room full-sprint and squirt on the first person you see
My buddy Eric just did a kamikaze jerk on his grandma bro.
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1.) To relive a sexual experience one had as a youth to please themselves in the present.
2.) Finding something you once masterbated to in the past and re masterbating to it in the present.
Connor: "What did you do last night?"
John : "You know. Did a quick nostal-jerk and went to sleep."
When an athlete's roller (equipment that breaks down lactic acid) is loaned out to ONE person, but ends up going around to many people.
Dude, your running buddy just got roller jerked!
When a man puts his penis between the fat rolls of his partner, who then flops up and down to simulate a handjob.
That man is a chubby chaser because he loves getting fatty jerks.
when all the smurfs come together and jerk off in a circle often resulting in a smufkakae
that was a great smurcle jerk last night
At orgasm, you jerk your hand like a Frisbee, sending cum all over everything in its fuckin radius.
My frisbee jerk has a 4' radius
Masturbating out of a sense of extreme frustration and despair
Rage Jerking (v): Cavebro was so upset when he failed the Series 7 by 1 question that he ran home and rage jerked 3 times in his bed.