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di rasshole percosets with the jerk sauce
Yo are you going to island style to get a Jerk Perc?
When a man with a puddin figure cant get laid he resorts to driving to a quarter vacuum machine sticks it to his neck while jerking his chicken..
man why not try the tennessee jerk puddin said its great...
When you're stroking your dick, and just before you ejaculate you run into the other room full-sprint and squirt on the first person you see
My buddy Eric just did a kamikaze jerk on his grandma bro.
When you be jerking off with your hand going from the shaft to the tip but you do it so fast and carefree your balls hit your hands whilst doing it.
I was edging so fast you could say I was confederate jerking my shit
1.) To relive a sexual experience one had as a youth to please themselves in the present.
2.) Finding something you once masterbated to in the past and re masterbating to it in the present.
Connor: "What did you do last night?"
John : "You know. Did a quick nostal-jerk and went to sleep."
At orgasm, you jerk your hand like a Frisbee, sending cum all over everything in its fuckin radius.
My frisbee jerk has a 4' radius
Masturbating out of a sense of extreme frustration and despair
Rage Jerking (v): Cavebro was so upset when he failed the Series 7 by 1 question that he ran home and rage jerked 3 times in his bed.