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a 30mg pill of MS (Morphine Sulfate) Contin used to relieve pain, it is a prescribed drug that is abused often, it last around 12 hours and relieves almost all physical pain.
My Friend gave me a purple pill
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A purple dinosaur is when your scrotum is soft and you squeeze it so hard it turns purple as it starts getting harder and harder.
I was so bored I decided to give myself a purple dinosaur.
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West Country slang for your cock.
Let's play Hide the Purple Parsnip....
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1) Similar to blue balls but for members of the female gender.
2) Sexual frustration.
Robin: Last night I was hooking up with a guy, and he gave me purple vagina, and then he refused to finish me off!
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A game that allows the players to touch each other anywhere as long as they do not have a particular hand sign(crossing of the fingers).
bob: mary you wanna join purple touch
mary: lol sure.
bob: gotch ya! now am gonna feel that pu**y:)
mary: ok you got me
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The ultimate male find for any women who is sick and tired of the same old dis-respectful treatment.
This man will love, honour, obey and take you to pleasurable sexual places that you've never knew existed.
He's exciting, cool, spontaneous, has great taste in art, music, clothing, a real mover on the dance floor who will fill your life with all types of fun activities.
A natural man in tune with nature with an added splash of feminine understanding, he really cares for the planet, his friends and his family.
*All Purple Unicorns come with a 12inch detachable horn and can be returned within 30 days if you miss your last bastard boyfriend.
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The stage after Blue Balls.
"Oh man, its been so long since I got laid I've gone from Blue Balls to Purple Penis"
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