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Noun:1)The only human being in the world that you must never fuck with.
2)The baddest bitch to ever do it.
You can try them all, but don't get on Baker L Saturday's bad side.
Laying in bed sunday morning feeling remorseful for saturday nights actions or in-actions.
I spent 300 at the bar on patron shots for drunk biddies and the cocks dry as a motherfucker. I have saturday night remorse.
I just sent my ex-girlfriend a 500word poem on sunday morning. I have saturday night remorse.
I got that saturday night remorse, yo.. was with mad clits and only made out.
I am remorseful for saturday night.
First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.
Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.
When the girls leave and its only the two guys left and they refelect on wtf they are doing with their lives.
Boy: Damn they left, now what?
Boy 2: Its time for Sad Saturday Hours my man
Sad saturday is when god decides he doesnt want ppl 2 be happy on saturday so most ppl feel bad on this day. It only effects the ppl that satan hasn't got into yet because they do not have an evil force shield around them.
Person 1: I feel sad :(
Person 2: Probably because it's sad Saturday
Sad saturday is when god decides he doesnt want ppl 2 be happy on saturday so most ppl feel bad on this day. It only effects the ppl that satan hasn't got into yet because they do not have an evil force shield around them.
Person 1: I feel sad :(
Person 2: Probably because it's sad Saturday
National holiday every Saturday celebrating sawsharks
Ryan: what day is it
Peter: Sawshark Saturday
Ryan: YAY