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Is that the gold standard we go by now a days?- is a phrase that is used when someone descripts a certain standard of a people in a conversation. This usually is a duh factor answer.
Person 1- The girl I'm dating now wants me to call her mommy when I see her.
Person 2- Is that's the gold standard we go by now a days?
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an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad
class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The sense of time we used to experience, as we tried and failed to reclaim it on November 1, 2020.
She awoke on November 1, 2020, eight months into Covid world, four years in the Trumpian alternative universe, and found herself trying to name the daze of the week, wondering how many of them until November 3, 2020, when something or nothing might change, maybe a few months or hours, who could say, and was reminded that she was back on Standard Time. It sounded so nice. She was sure it used to mean something...
The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.
Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.
Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?
Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄
When you don't have a crush on someone because of one or many factors.
"I don't think he's attractive. He went to mall jail. Sorry, I have simping standards."
A ranking set list, in which guys only date 7+ rated 1-10 girls. This refers to the soda brand 7 UP.
Naw man, i have Soda standards, she's a six
The temporary set of standards used for finding a evanescent mate during the summer season, when most respectable candidates have gone home or off vacationing. It is appropriate for Summer Standards to be lower than the standards of previous seasons, and no judgment for the reduction of moral and physical standards can be given during this time.
Summergirl #1: "Ew, you hooked up with BroMoseph during summer?! He has a neckbeard!".
Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".