Random
Source Code

Cruel Summer

Cruel Summer means to deal with the idea of being in a relationship where there's some element of desperation and pain in it

It was a β€œCruel Summer”.

by tobiascroll January 23, 2023

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Magical Summer

A period of extreme pain and suffering for humans.

Magical Summer? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Magical Summer. No. No. No.

The End.

by TheOnlyGian June 8, 2023

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Maximum Summer

That rare and magical occurrence whereupon Memorial Day comes as early as possibly (May 25th), while Labor Day falls as late as possibly (September 7th), literally giving us the maximum amount of summertime!

Maximum Summer allows ample time for one to take advantage of long days filled with adventure, ice cream, and the pursuit of awesome.

Bill: How are we ever going to break our waterslide record from last year?!
Ted: We've got all the time in the world, dude, it's Maximum Summer!
Bill: High-five!

by SweetTooth May 29, 2015

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Summers eve

A slightly nicer way of saying someone is a douche. Referring to the brand name of douche "Summers Eve".

He might seem like a nice guy but he really is a Summers Eve

by Scooter girl March 31, 2014

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Summer Blowjob

The act of rolling down the car windows on a hot, Summer day to dry your hair when its just too damn hot to use a blow dryer.

Yeah, I'm on my way over. I"m running late and it's fucking hot. I just got out of the shower. I'm just gonna get a Summer Blowjob on my way over. I'll be windswept and fucking fabulous.

by Lo fo sho July 5, 2011

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


summer of love

In addition to the accurate definition below, the reason that these girls are doing it all lies in the fact that they are completely insecure and so desperate to fit in that they create a transparent, fake way to SEEM unique, separate from those around them, and deep to everyone else. If it were real, and genuine, then they wouldn't advertise it so blantantly to EVERYONE around them. The fact that they broadcast this image is, in itself, evidence of this other motive. It's really just another manifestation of the teenage insecurity/struggle to find oneself and make a certain impression.

You know girls, I feel so connected to you all, in this superior, true understanding of existence way. I sure hope everyone else can't see through our projection! This is really the summer of love.

by Dude, jesus is SO crunk! July 8, 2006

90πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Summer Anthem

Typically a song, handful of songs or album that releases during or right before the summer that's so good it becomes something you listen to daily within the given summer.

"Man, Kanye's new album Yeezus is my new summer anthem yo."

by Honkmaster Flex June 15, 2013

27πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž