A visual testicle is the opposite of a visual spectacle. It consists of something that is horrible to look at.
“Did you see the new Transformers movie? It was a visual testicle.”
The act of jumping over a chair
God damn it I couldn’t testiclees earlier
The act of hiding ones Testicle inside an object, this could be clothing, Weapon or even vehicle. The Hidden testicle will be then Guarded by the Person with the missing Testicle for its dear life whilst the friend, Partner or someone hunts for it. The act is usually done my professionals
KID: Hey Mom?
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.
"I testicle fucked a girl last night"
"Alex, you absolute dog, you!"
Brad: There is no way your going to buy the Testicle Shotgun
Bard: Too bad I'm going to buy the Testicle Shotgun.
In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.
According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.
A man who has a chin that resembles testicles
Man, Peter Griffin sure is a testicle terry!