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When you Saran Wrap your ball sack to your neighbor’s nostrils then hop on your riding lawn mower and drive into town.
I had to hot Jared my coworker because he didn’t do his TCP reports.
from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.
“jared kleinman is a bit rude, but i feel like we could be good friends!
“Jared Schmeck" is the yellow discharge from the top of a penis infected with an STD.
I fucked this skank at a DMB concert and now I have this smelly Jared Schmeck on my dick.
Sexy Big dick white boi who's dating a Super sexy girl names natasha
Oh my God did you see that Jared and natasha
the most loving and caring human being you will ever be lucky to meet, loyal and cunning with a great sense of witt and quick humor. Quick to use dad jokes and prone to be more of an outsider in bigger groups. Once you get a Jared Kenney to care or love you though, they will never stop showing affection or interest.
“Are you tired Jared Kenney?” “No I’m Jared, Nice to meet you.” “That’s such a Jared thing to say”
A white prick who doesn’t give a shit
There’s that jared duce prick again