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Somewhat like one of the definitions of the houdini where you have sex with a chick doggy style in front of a window, pull out, and switch with a friend which then you go outside and wave to her through the window.
Except in this case you switch with several of your friends and see how many you can switch with before she notices.
Did you hear about Melissa? They ran the phantom train on her and they were 14 deep until she realized what was going on!
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The feeling that your carrot is still there when its really gone.
Wife: Honey, do we have any carrots?
Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.
Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.
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crazy windpants that have a zipper for a mouth and crazy glowing eyes.
the runner up to moo crew for woodstock academy sports crowd name, not to be confused with WA tang clan.
Barry:I put on my phantom windpants this morning and they tried to bite me in the testicles!
Jerry: Why do you where them?!?!
Barry: They break the wind well...almost too well.
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An imaginary bug that your mind creates when your hair slightly touches your arms or neck, creating the feeling of bugs crawling on you.
-WHOA SHI-- Oh nevermind, it was just a phantom bug.
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When a guy and gets that shockwave of horiness from something and it feels like you have a pussy and it’s getting wet.
They’re so hot every time I see them my Phantom Pussy starts tingling.
Look up Doja Cat- Streets and wait for 0.:09 *Max Volume*...trust me that base drop will have your phantom pussy screaming and you’re going to feel like a bad bitch
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To sneak ninja-like into someones home leaving a steaming pile of shit to be discovered the next morning.
Tom awoke to the odor of a steaming Phantom Karl with no sign of perpetator to be found.
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A parking spot that appears to be empty, but as you get closer is filled by a small car or motorcycle.
Chad - "Oh look, there is a parking spot right by the door!"
Brittney - "Damn, phantom parking! A MINI is in the spot!"
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