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The Feeling when you get railed by a Roadhog and Hammond simultaneously.
GOD I LOVE GETTING HOG AND BALL TORTURED!
When you got braces and everything you eat is shit it hurts it’s too crunchy and you gotta swallow shit like a bird
My boy John was going through bracial torture while eating the crunchy chips ahoy cookies
The Texas torture, is when you hold someone down on the ground/floor and restrain their arms/hands so you can poke them repeatedly in their sternum, with the middle knuckle on your middle finger.
Person: My brother and I were rough housing yesterday, and he held me down and gave me the Texas torture for almost half an hour! My chest is still sore!
Growing up in Homewood health center and ford mustang and caddilac then abruptly trespassed look up legally defined torture
Ford Mustang GT is guilty of inciting riots and psychological torture by ford after 20 year of loyalty
Purposefully waiting a long time to text someone back in order to increase anticipation and drama, especially if someone just asked you out or expressed feelings for you
Amy: I’m not sure what to do. Adam texted that he’s into me, but I also like Blake and Juan.
Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.
The eleventh studio album by singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. Contains 16 songs, and 15 more on its deluxe (THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY)
Also the title track of THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.
“You left your typewriter at my apartment
Straight from The Tortured Poets Department
I think some things I never say
Like, ‘who uses typewriters anyway?’”
Piece of artwork written by queen Taylor Alison Swift. Contains 16 tracks in the original version with 15 additional tracks in "The Anthology" Edition.
Swiftie 1: Hey have you streamed TTPD yet?
Swiftie 2:Huh? whats "TTPD"?
Swiftie 1:"The Tortured Poets Department" duhh.
Swiftie 2: Oh she released a new album? let me get my phone.