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Issaquah Middle School

A gay hellhole that's a rite of passage to Issaquah High School.

It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.

Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.

The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.

Student 1: I go to Issaquah Middle School!
Student 2: Lemme guess, 4chan or Twitter?

by KingOfNothingAmogus October 01, 2022


Noble Middle School

Everybody here is fake soooooo dont come! Only some are real!!!!!

Noble middle school: Hows the new school?
Sara: Everyones fake and people like sheds.

by jhugyftydrsetrdtfygk May 22, 2019


middle dab

A dab taken in the middle of a chill sesh.

The sesh was the move, mad lit, so we had a middle dab to keep it movin.

by trustworthy guy November 28, 2019


The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.

"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."

by Inlovewithabsol January 10, 2023


Patton Middle School

Unionvilles baby, the school where cancelling is an every month occurance. Kennett middle schools biggest rival Let’s be real Kennett is just the poor version of patton with a really bad education we have a lot of groups at lunch. First popular girl table , popular boy table and end the end of each of the popular people table there are the people who aren’t popular enough to sit in the front but still try we have the nice friend group the gay friend group . Let’s not forget how they are total rich kids well most of them so that’s patton for ya

Oh you go to Patton Middle School so your rich right

by queen2382 January 08, 2021


Lincoln middle school

The best of the 4 Lincolnton schools where we are not racist cousin fuckers like west or suck at football and wrestling like north and we ain't rich ass snobs from east. We the better school

U hear about Lincoln middle school?

Yeah it's the best middle school in lincoln county

by That_one_redhead_kid February 27, 2021


azalea middle school

A place where he’ll is unleashed the school is 87% Black Males and 5% White Males and 1% White Females And 7% Black Females yes it’s gay horrible and very sexist

Person 1:Hey have u herd of Azalea Middle school

Person 2:Don’t ever say that u could get shot

by CokeSucker123 October 28, 2019